Small Veins.

Meh. Meow.

devils-in-my-head:

me

scarstellyourlifestory:

This sums up guys perfectly.

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mangomamita:

yea sex is pretty good but have u ever taken a nap with someone

(via revorednu)

npr:

sesamestreet:

Happy birthday, Harry Potter!

Well, this is the cutest thing I’ve seen all day. Happy birthday, Harry!
– Alexander

npr:

sesamestreet:

Happy birthday, Harry Potter!

Well, this is the cutest thing I’ve seen all day. Happy birthday, Harry!

– Alexander

refreshinglyclassic:

burningoleander:

midnight-emotive:

'if lesbians use dildos why don't they just have sex with a man?'

image

'if straight men like fucking women in the ass why don't they just fuck men?'

Finally, a brilliant response to a dumb question.

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harrygilmore:

that’s ok mum

harrygilmore:

that’s ok mum

(via bonesandweed)

gaaaaaaaaaambit:

Aries: gay
Taurus: gay
Gemini: gay
Cancer: gay
Leo: gay
Virgo: gay
Libra: gay
Scorpio: gay
Sagittarius: gay
Capricorn: gay
Aquarius: gay
Pisces: gay

(via bonesandweed)

st4ke0ut:

If you’re not low key obsessed with your girlfriend you’re doing it wrong

(via prinncceesshannahh)

charlie-carmichael:

              Love the booty   

          Grab the booty

         Hold the booty 

      Desire the booty

    Fight for the booty

                 Bite the booty

                         Touch the booty

                                  Care for the booty                                

                                       Worship the booty

                                         Squeeze the booty

                                        Believe in the booty

                                      Embrace the booty

                                   Respect the booty

                            Protect the booty

                        Spank the booty

                           Hug the booty                

(via prinncceesshannahh)

i don’t text first unless ur bae or my drug dealer

(Source: h0mefry, via prinncceesshannahh)







I thought it was funny until I realized the cat doesn’t run away but it rolls away  now it’s fucking hilarious

IT JUST ROLLS AWAY IM CRYING

OMG I’M SO DONE

The dog’s just like…… dafuq?

I’m so done

I don’t know what to think any more. Of course that could be due to how much I’m laughing

I thought it was funny until I realized the cat doesn’t run away but it rolls away  now it’s fucking hilarious

IT JUST ROLLS AWAY IM CRYING

OMG I’M SO DONE

The dog’s just like…… dafuq?

I’m so done

I don’t know what to think any more. Of course that could be due to how much I’m laughing

(Source: onlylolgifs, via prinncceesshannahh)